I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me. What am I? ... Read more of I come in different shapes and sizes. at Free Jokes.caInformational Site Network Informational
Privacy
  Home Stories Jokes Joke Topics Jokes Riddles Anecdotes Irish Humour Jests Canadian Humour Puns Animal Anecdotes Free Jokes Humour Scenes


Joke Topics

Judges
Skyscrapers
Presence Of Mind
Proposals
Voice
Matrimony
Mice
Middle Classes
Journalism
Marriage
Gas Stoves
Forgetfulness
Honor
Boys
Hunger


Irish Humour

O'leary And The Irish Parliament
His Interview With Dr Mann
Swift Arbuthnot And Parnell
His Habits Of Study--his Influence
Lots Drawn To Have Him At Dinner
Epistolary Bores
Verses By Swift On The Occasion
Election And Railway Dinners
Retentive Memory
His Encounter With Biddy Moriarty
A Courtier's Retort
His Triumph Over Dr Johnson
Swift At Thomastown
Swift Among The Lawyers
A Young Judge Done




Welcome to Free Jokes

Your number one source for nursing jokes, car jokes, mortgage jokes, daily jokes, email jokes, retirement jokes, lawyer jokes, hospital humor and medical humor. Browse the joke topics, riddles, anecdotes or jokes.






Jokes

Minister For Drinks
Telesales
Cat On The Roof
Problems Printing Yellow
Calling In Sick
Prize Goat
Baking Funeral
Turkey Roll
Microsoft Tech Drafted
Asylum Fence
Child Custody


Free Jokes

Is There A Santa Claus?
Twas The Night Before Christmas
Dead Engineer
Kid's On Marriage
Doggy Dictionary
Valentine's Day
Aspiring Psychiatrists
Abbot And Costello Meet Windows 95
God Has A Wife?
The English Language
Scrabble Trivia
Communication!


Story Jokes

Merit
Nice
Vanity
Friendship
Progress
Anatomy
Poker
Hard To Please
Idioms
Dress



Anecdotes

Magdeline De Savoie
Pope The Poet
An Odd Fault
Hogarth
Polignac
Sir Joshua Reynolds
Seeking For A Ball
M. Neckar
Breton Peasants
Catalogue Making


Puns

Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word; That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards


Animal Anecdotes

A Sense Of Ridicule
A Conversing Parrot
The Dog And Goose
Rare Honesty
Fox Chasing
The Broken Heart
A Carrier's Dog








Riddles

The Following Sentence Is False.
The Missing Dollar
I Never Was, Am Always To Be,
I Come In Different Shapes And Sizes.
Clasped Hands
I Cannot Be Felt, Seen Or Touched
What Is The Noblest Musical Instrument?
3 Switches
Reading With The Lights Off
Two Grandmothers
Take Some Away
No Legs Have I To Dance,
How Many Am I?
What Insect Does A Blacksmith Manufacture?
A Time When They’re Green,


Canadian Humour

The Merchant Of Venice
The Villager And The Snake
The Glow-worm And The Famished Nightingale
Sheepskins And Politics
The Corduroy Road
A Toast
The Blue Nose
The Unfortunate Elephant
The Centipede And The Barbaric Yak
To Mary
Dominique
The Ahkoond Of Swat
The Coroner And The Banana Peel
How Bateese Came Home
The Plumber's Revenge A Legend Of Madison Avenue