Gin _versus_ Medicine

The celebrated Dr. Ward was not more remarkable for
humanity and skill than for wit and humour. An old woman, to whom he had

administered some medicines proper for a disorder under which she laboured,

applied to him, with a complaint that she had not experienced any kind of

effect from taking them. "No effect at all?" said the doctor. "None in the

least," replied the woman. "Why, then you should have taken a bumping glass

of gin." "So I did, sir." "Well, but when you found that did not succeed,

you should have taken another." "So I did, sir; and another after that."

"Oh, you did?" said the doctor; "aye, aye, it is just as I imagined: you

complain that you found no effect from my prescription, and you confess

yourself that you swallowed gin enough to counteract any medicine in the

whole system of physic."

George the Second Goldsmith's Marlow facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestlinkedinmail