Sir William Jones and Thomas Day

One day, upon removing some books at the
chambers of the former, a large spider dropped upon the floor, upon which

Sir William, with some warmth, said, "Kill that spider, Day; kill that

spider!" "No," said Mr. Day, with coolness, "I will not kill that spider,

Jones: I do not know that I have a right to kill that spider. Suppose, when

you are going in your coach to Westminster Hall, a superior Being, who

perhaps may have as much power over you as you have over this insect,

should say to his companion, 'Kill that lawyer, kill that lawyer!' how

should you like that, Jones? and I am sure, to most people, a lawyer is a

more noxious animal than a spider."

Sir Fletcher Norton was noted for his want of courtesy. When pleading

before Lord Mansfield, on some question of manorial right, he chanced

unfortunately to say, "My lord, I can illustrate the point in an instant in

my own person: I myself have two little manors." The judge immediately

interposed, with one of his blandest smiles, "We all know that, Sir


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