A Gretna Customer





A RUNAWAY couple were married at Gretna Green. The smith demanded five

guineas for his services. How is this? said the bridegroom, the

gentleman you last married assured me that he only gave you a

guinea.--True, said the smith, but he was an Irishman. I have

married him six times. He is a good customer, and you I may never

see again.





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