A Scotch Medium

AFTER giving Sandy certain directions about kirk matters, the minister

sniffed once or twice, and remarked, Saunders, I fear you have been

'tasting' (taking a glass) this morning.--'Deed, sir, replied Sandy,

with the coolest effrontery, set off with a droll glance of his brown

eyes; 'Deed, sir, I was just ga'in' to observe I thocht there was a

smell o' speerits amang us this mornin'!

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