An Introductory Ceremony

AN alderman of London once requested an author to write a speech for him

to speak at Guildhall. I must first dine with you, replied he, and

see how you open your mouth, that I may know what sort of words will

fit it.

An Insurmountable Difficulty An Irishman's Notion Of Discount facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestlinkedinmail