Clerical Wit

AN old gentleman of eighty-four having taken to the altar a young damsel

of about sixteen, the clergyman said to him, The font is at the other

end of the church.--What do I want with the font? said the old

gentleman. Oh! I beg your pardon, said the clerical wit, I thought

you had brought this child to be christened.

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