Contraband Scotchman

A PERSON was complimenting Mrs. ---- on her acting a certain female

character so well. To do justice to that character, replied the lady,

modestly, one should be young and handsome.--Nay, madam, replied the

gentleman, you are a complete proof of the contrary.

Constancy Cooke's Explanation Of The Family Plate facebooktwittergoogle_plusredditpinterestlinkedinmail