Lely and the Alderman

: Artists.

Sir Peter Lely, a famous painter in the reign of
Charles I., agreed for the price of a full-length, which he was to draw for

a rich alderman of London, who was not indebted to nature either for shape

or face. When the picture was finished, the alderman endeavoured to beat

down the price; alleging that if he did not purchase it, it would lie on

the painter's hands. "That's a mistake," replied Sir Peter, "for I can sell

it at double the price I demand."--"How can that be?" says the alderman;

"for it is like nobody but myself."--"But I will draw a tail to it, and

then it will be an excellent monkey." The alderman, to prevent exposure,

paid the sum agreed for, and carried off the picture.