A Certainty
A PHYSICIAN passing by a stone-mason's shop bawled out, Good morning,
Mr. D.! Hard at work, I see. You finish your gravestones as far as 'In
the memory of,' and then wait, I suppose, to see who wants a monument
next?--Why, yes, replied the old man, unless somebody's sick, and
you are doctoring him; then I keep right on.