Aye! There's The Rub

A GENTLEMAN, playing at piquet, was much teased by a looker-on who was

short-sighted, and, having a very long nose, greatly incommoded the

player. To get rid of the annoyance, the player took out his

handkerchief, and applied it to the nose of his officious neighbor. Ah!

sir, said he, I beg your pardon, but I really took it for my own.