Caledonian Comfort
TWO pedestrian travellers, natives of the North, had taken up their
quarters for the night at a Highland hotel in Breadalbane: one of them
next morning complained to his friend that he had a very indifferent
bed, and asked him how he had slept. Troth, man, replied Donald, nea
vera well, either; but I was muckle better aff than the bugs, for
de'il ane of them closed an e'e the hale night!