Envy
A DRUNKEN man was found in the suburbs of Dublin, lying on his face, by
the roadside, apparently in a state of physical unconsciousness. He is
dead, said a countryman of his, who was looking at him. Dead! replied
another, who had turned him with his face uppermost; by the powers, I
wish I had just half his disease!--in other words, a moiety of the
whiskey he had drunk.