Following A Leader
FRANKLIN, when ambassador to France, being at a meeting of a literary
society, and not well understanding the French when declaimed,
determined to applaud when he saw a lady of his acquaintance express
satisfaction. When they had ceased, a little child, who understood the
French, said to him, But, grandpapa, you always applauded the loudest
when they were praising you! Franklin laughed heartily and explained
the matter.
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Fashion And Virtue
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A MAN, praising porter, said it was so excellent a beverage, that, though taken in great quantities, it always made him fat. I have seen the time, said another, when it made you lean,--When? I should be glad to know, inquired the eulogist. Why, no l... Fatigue Duty
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FRANKLIN, when ambassador to France, being at a meeting of a literary society, and not well understanding the French when declaimed, determined to applaud when he saw a lady of his acquaintance express satisfaction. When they had ceased, a little ch... Foote
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S----'S head appears to be placed in most accurate conformity with the law of nature, in obedience to which that which is most empty is generally uppermost. ... Fortunate Stars
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