Native Wit


JOHN was thought to be very stupid. He was sent to a mill one day, and

the miller said, John, some people say you are a fool! Now, tell me

what you do know, and what you don't know.--Well, replied John, I

know millers' hogs are fat!--Yes, that's well, John! Now, what don't

you know?--I don't know whose corn fats 'em!



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