Only Enough For One


SHERIDAN was once staying at the house of an elderly maiden lady in the

country, who wanted more of his company than he was willing to give.

Proposing one day to take a stroll with him, he excused himself on

account of the badness of the weather. Shortly afterwards she met him

sneaking out alone. So, Mr. Sheridan, said she, it has cleared

up.--Just a little, ma'am--enough for one, but not enough for two.



More

;