The Aged Young Lady
AN old lady, being desirous to be thought younger than she was, said
that she was but forty years old. A student who sat near observed,
that it must be quite true, for he had heard her repeat the same for the
last ten years.
MLXXXVI--KEEPING TIME.
A GENTLEMAN at a musical party asked a friend, in a whisper, How he
should stir the fire without interrupting the music.--Between the
bars, replied the friend.