The Letter H


SIR JAMES SCARLETT, when at the Bar, had to cross-examine a witness

whose evidence it was thought would be very damaging, unless he could be

bothered a little, and his only vulnerable point was said to be his

self-esteem. The witness presented himself in the box,--a portly,

overdressed person,--and Scarlett took him in hand.



Q. Mr. John Tomkins, I believe?



A. Yes.



Q. You are a stock-broker?



A. I ham!



Scarlett regarded him attentively for a few moments, and then said: And

a very fine, well-dressed ham you are, sir?



The shouts of laughter which followed completely disconcerted the

witness, and the counsel's point was gained.



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