What's A Hat Without A Head?
CAPTAIN INNES of the Guards (usually called Jock Innes by his
contemporaries) was with others getting ready for Flushing, or some of
those expeditions at the beginning of the great war. His commanding
officer remonstrated about the badness of his hat, and recommended a new
one. Na! na! bide a wee, said Jock; whare we're ga'in', faith
there'll soon be mair hats nor heads.