Written On The Union 1801 By A Barrister Of Dublin
WHY should we explain, that the times are so bad,
Pursuing a querulous strain?
When Erin gives up all the rights that she had,
What right has she left to complain?
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HORNE TOOKE, on being asked by a foreigner of distinction how much treason an Englishman might venture to write without being hanged, replied, that he could not inform him just yet, but that he was trying. ... Written On The Union 1801 By A Barrister Of Dublin
WHY should we explain, that the times are so bad, Pursuing a querulous strain? When Erin gives up all the rights that she had, What right has she left to complain? ... Yes Of One Earthen You May
leave the box, for it is necessary that jurymen should hear both sides. ... You'll Get There Before I Can Tell You
MR. NEVILLE, formerly a fellow of Jesus College, was distinguished, by many innocent singularities, uncommon shyness, and stammering of speech, but when he used bad words he could talk fluently. In one of his solitary rambles a countryman met him an... _i_ Have! Shouted A
six-year-old at the foot of the class. Where? inquired old spectacles, amused by his earnestness. On the elephant! was the reply. ... _l'envoy_
THERE is so much genuine humor in the following jocular DINNER CODE, that we cannot do better than close our little volume with it. ...