DISCOUNTS


A train in Arizona was boarded by robbers, who went through the pockets

of the luckless passengers. One of them happened to be a traveling

salesman from New York, who, when his turn came, fished out $200, but

rapidly took $4 from the pile and placed it in his vest pocket.



"What do you mean by that?" asked the robber, as he toyed with his

revolver. Hurriedly came the answer: "Mine frent, you surely vould not

refuse me two per zent discount on a strictly cash transaction like

dis?"



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