NEATNESS


The neatness of the New England housekeeper is a matter of common

remark, and husbands in that part of the country are supposed to

appreciate their advantages.



A bit of dialogue reported as follows shows that there may be another

side to the matter.



"Martha, have you wiped the sink dry yet?" asked the farmer, as he made

final preparations for the night.



"Yes, Josiah," she replied. "Why do you ask?"



"Well, I did want a drink, but I guess I can get along until morning."



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