REMINDERS


The wife of an overworked promoter said at breakfast:



"Will you post this letter for me, dear? It's to the furrier,

countermanding my order for that $900 sable and ermine stole. You'll be

sure to remember?"



The tired eyes of the harassed, shabby promoter lit up with joy. He

seized a skipping rope that lay with a heap of dolls and toys in a

corner, and going to his wife, he said:



"Here, tie my right hand to my left foot so I won't forget!"



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