SOCIETY


Smart Society is made up of the worldly, the fleshy, and the

devilish.--_Harold Melbourne_.





"What are her days at home?"



"Oh, a society leader has no days at home anymore. Nowadays she has her

telephone hours."





Society consists of two classes, the upper and the lower. The latter

cultivates the dignity of labor, the former the labor of

dignity.--_Punch_.





There was a young person called Smarty,

Who sent out his cards for a party;

So exclusive and few

Were the friends that he knew

That no one was present but Smarty.



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