HUSBAND--I am going to buy two little children


HUSBAND--"I am going to buy two little children."



WIFE--"Where in the world can you buy them?"



HUSBAND--"Down at the department store."



WIFE--"Who put such nonsense into your head?"



HUSBAND--"I saw a big sign in their window to-day, 'Ladies and

gents' undressed kids for a dollar.'"



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