MOSES SCHAUMBURG (to his son Jackey)--How many are twice two
Jackey
MOSES SCHAUMBURG (to his son Jackey)--"How many are twice two,
Jackey?"
JACKEY-"Tervice two ish six."
"You are wrong, Jackey. Six vas too mooch."
"Don't I know dot, fadder, already some times ago. But I shoot
said six so dot you could Chew me down."