Nothing can make a woman so superlatively happy as to have a
baby of her own to kiss exclaimed Mrs
"Nothing can make a woman so superlatively happy as to have a
baby of her own to kiss," exclaimed Mrs. McBride, rapturously, as
she fondled her firstborn.
"My dear," replied her husband, pityingly, "you can never know
the unutterable joy of being 'Next' in a crowded barber shop on
Saturday night."