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Why does a donkey eat thistles
"Why does a donkey eat thistles?" asked a Texas teacher of one of
the largest boys in the class.
"Because he is an ass, I reckon."
Why do you call your dog hardware
Why don't you demand $50000 instead of $5000
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Where are you working now
"Where are you working now?" "I'm working down in a match factory." "How is business?" "Light." ...
Where did you get that hair on your coat
"Where did you get that hair on your coat?" "From the head of the bed." ...
Whether tall men or short men are best Or bold men or modest and shy men I can't say but this I protest All the fair are in favor of Hy-men
Whether tall men, or short men are best, Or bold men, or modest and shy men, I can't say, but this I protest, All the fair are in favor of Hy-men. ...
Who was the first one that came from the ark when it landed
"Who was the first one that came from the ark when it landed." "Noah." "You are wrong. Don't the good book tell us that Noah came forth? So there must have been three ahead of him." ...
Why are pugilists like chickens
"Why are pugilists like chickens?" "Because they live on 'scraps!'" ...
Why are you sad Bill
"Why are you sad, Bill?" "Oh, I am troubled with dyspepsia." "How can that be?" "I got licked at school 'cause I couldn't spell it." ...
Why did you insist on only $99000 a year as your salary
"Why did you insist on only $99,000 a year as your salary?" "Because," answered the high financier, "as soon as people hear a hundred thousand mentioned they get suspicious. It is better to keep the figure marked down a little." ...
Why do all bank cashiers run to Canada
"Why do all bank cashiers run to Canada?" "Give it up." "Because that's the only place Toronto." ...
Why do they make those Oriental pipes with bowls as big as water pitchers
"Why do they make those Oriental pipes with bowls as big as water pitchers?" asked the inquisitive girl. "Those," answered the wise woman, "are for men who have promised that they will confine their smoking to one pipe after each meal." ...
Why do you call him 'Mr
"Why do you call him 'Mr. Gimlet?' That isn't his name." "I know. But he's such a bore!" ...
Why do you call that colored man a blackmailer
"Why do you call that colored man a blackmailer." "Because he is employed at the post-office. And that ain't the worst of it." "No?" "No, sir; his wife takes hush money." "You don't say so!" "I do. She's a child nurse." ...
Why do you call your dog hardware
"Why do you call your dog hardware?" "Because when I go to whip him he makes a bolt for the door." ...
Why does a donkey eat thistles
"Why does a donkey eat thistles?" asked a Texas teacher of one of the largest boys in the class. "Because he is an ass, I reckon." ...
Why don't you demand $50000 instead of $5000
"Why don't you demand $50,000 instead of $5,000?" said the lawyer. "Oh, because," explained the lady of the breach of promise suit. "Then he might change his mind and want to marry me." ...
Why is a kiss like the three graces
"Why is a kiss like the three graces?" "Its faith to a girl; hope to a young woman and charity to an old maid." ...
Why is a railroad train like a bedbug
Why is a railroad train like a bedbug? It runs over the sleepers. ...
Why is Miss B---- wearing black
"Why is Miss B---- wearing black?" "She is in mourning for her husband." "Why, she never had a husband!" "No, that is why she mourns." ...
Why should a young man never raise his straw hat to a lady
"Why should a young man never raise his straw hat to a lady?" "Because it is never felt." ...
Why so glum Blumly
"Why so glum, Blumly? Anything gone wrong?" "Yes, I've just lost two of my best friends." "By death or marriage?" "Neither. I loaned them money." ...
Why the bare idea
"Why, the bare idea!" "Of what, dear?" "Telling the naked truth!" ...
Widowhood makes a woman unselfish
"Widowhood makes a woman unselfish." "Why so?" "Because she ceases to look out for Number One and begins to look out for Number Two." ...
WIFE--Got a dollar
WIFE--"Got a dollar?" HUSBAND--"Where's the last dollar I gave you?" "Gone." "I thought I told you to make it go as far as you could." "I did." "Doesn't look like it." "Well, I did; I sent it to the Fiji Island heathen." ...
WIFE-Will you see that my grave is kept green my darling
WIFE-Will you see that my grave is kept green, my darling? HUSBAND--No, my dear, but I will plant violets upon it. "For what reason?" "Because I do not wish any grave-robber to dig up your body." "How will the planting of violets upon my ...
Will the coming man use both arms
"Will the coming man use both arms?" asks a scientist. "Yes, if he can trust the girl to handle the reins." ...