WIFE-Will you see that my grave is kept green my darling
WIFE-Will you see that my grave is kept green, my darling?
HUSBAND--No, my dear, but I will plant violets upon it.
"For what reason?"
"Because I do not wish any grave-robber to dig up your body."
"How will the planting of violets upon my grave prevent them from
digging me up?"
"Your grave will be kept inviolate, of course."