Elephant


A circus man was scouring the countryside in search of an elephant that

had escaped from the menagerie and wandered off. He inquired of an

Irishman working in a field to learn if the fellow had seen any strange

animal thereabouts.



"Begorra, Oi hev thot!" was the vigorous answer. "There was an

inju-rubber bull around here, pullin' carrots with its tail."



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