Hard To Please


The rather ferocious-appearing husband who had taken his wife to the

beach for a holiday scowled heavily at an amateur photographer, and

rumbled in a threatening bass voice:



"What the blazes d'ye mean, photographin' my wife? I saw ye when ye done

it."



The man addressed cringed, and replied placatingly:



"You're mistaken, really! I wouldn't think of doing such a thing."



"Ye wouldn't, eh?" the surly husband growled, still more savagely. "And

why not? I'd like to know. She's the handsomest woman on the beach."



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