Her Match


_Tommy:_ "What's an echo, pa?"



_Pa:_ "An echo, my son, is the only thing that can deprive a woman of

the last word."



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"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?" demanded

the boss angrily.



"It's like this, boss," explained the tardy one; "you kept telling me

not to watch the clock during office hours, and I got so I didn't watch

it at home either."



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