Life's Difficulties
_Mother:_ "Why, what's the matter, darling?"
_Small daughter_ (_tearfully_): "Oh, Mums, I do so want to give this
worm to my hen."
_Mother:_ "Then why don't you?"
_Small daughter_ (_with renewed wails_): "'C-cos I'm so afraid the worm
won't like it."
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"Does God make lions, Mother?"
_Mrs. Green to Mrs. Jones_ (_who is gazing at an aeroplane_): "My word!
_The Woman:_ "Jazz stockings are the latest thing, dear. Here's a