Punishment

The school teacher, after writing to the mother of a refractory pupil,

received this note in reply:



"Dear miss, you writ me about whippin my boy i hereby give you

permission to lick him eny time it is necessary to lern him lessuns hes

jist like his paw you have to lern him with a club please pound nolej

into him i want him to git it don't pay no attenshun to his paw either

i'll handle him."

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The little boy dashed wildly around the corner, and collided with the

benevolent old gentleman, who inquired the cause of such haste.



"I gotta git home fer maw to spank me," the boy panted.



"Bless my soul!" exclaimed the old gentleman, "I can't understand your

being in such a hurry to be spanked."



"I ain't. But if I don't git there 'fore paw, he'll gimme the lickin'."



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The little lad sat on the curb howling lustily. A passer-by halted to

ask what was the matter. The boy explained between howls that his father

had given him a licking. The sympathizer attempted consolation:



"But you must be a little man, and not cry about it. All fathers have to

punish their children sometimes."



The lad ceased howling long enough to snort contemptuously, and to

explain:



"Huh! my paw ain't like other boys' paws. He plays the bass drum in the

band!"