The Druggist's Turn


The druggist danced and chortled till the bottles danced on the shelves.



"What's up?" asked the soda clerk. "Have you been taking something?"



"No. But do you remember when our water pipes were frozen last winter?"



"Yes, but what--"



"Well, the plumber who fixed them has just come in to have a

prescription filled."



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