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An Irishman's Notion Of Discount
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IT chanced, one gloomy day in the month of December, that a good-humored
Irishman applied to a merchant to discount a bill of exchange for him at
rather a long though not an unusual date; and the merchant having
casually remarked that the bill had a great many days to run, That's
true, replied the Irishman, but consider how short the days are at
this time of the year.
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