A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees,... Read more of Boy and the Carney at Free Jokes.caInformational Site Network Informational
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WILLIAM IV. seemed in a momentary dilemma one day, when, at table with
several officers, he ordered one of the waiters to take away that
marine there, pointing to an empty bottle. Your majesty! inquired a
colonel of marines, do you compare an empty bottle to a member of our
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thought had struck him; I mean to say it has done its duty once, and
is ready to do it again.





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