A Wise Decision
A GENTLEMAN going to take water at Whitehall stairs, cried out, as he
came near the place, Who can swim?--I, master, said forty bawling
mouths; when the gentleman observing one slinking away, called after
him; but the fellow turning about, said, Sir, I cannot swim,--Then
you are my man, said the gentleman, for you will at least take care
of me for your own sake.