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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Ah
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




--I'm very sorry for that boy

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--"I'm very sorry for that boy. Your scolding cut him to the

quick."



--"That's impossible. He has no quick. He's a messenger boy."










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Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
How Are You To-day
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
Were You Attached To The Place
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Mr
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles