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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Ah
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




CONDON--Have you been cured of that last attack of malaria

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CONDON--Have you been cured of that last attack of malaria?



DENBY--Oh, yes, Doctress Anna Curem knocked it silly. But her

treatment left me with a worse disease than malaria ever was.



"You don't say so!"



"Yes, sir; I've got an incurable case of heart disease now."










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Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Well Have You Anything To Say
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
A Dude From St
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
Where Are You Working Now
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
Do You Believe In Luck
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day