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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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FIRST FLY--Did it ever occur to you the baldheaded men have a keener sense of humor than others

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FIRST FLY--Did it ever occur to you the baldheaded men have a

keener sense of humor than others?



SECOND FLY--Well, I have noticed that they seem to be easily

tickled.










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Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
Jones The Dentist Ought To Make A Good Poker Player
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
Why Are You Sad Bill
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
Mike D' I Ever Tell Ye The Story About The Dirty Window
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
Pat--who Is Being Lowered Into A Well; Sthop Will Ye Murphy
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute