A Frenchman once remarked: "The table is the only place where one is not bored for the first hour." Every rose has its thorn There's fuzz on all the peaches. There never was a dinner yet Without some lengthy speeches. ... Read more of AFTER DINNER SPEECHES at Free Jokes.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Trade Of Ireland

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Swift being one day at a sheriffs feast, among other toasts the chairman
called out, Mr. Dean, the Trade of Ireland. The Dean answered, Sir,
I drink no memories. The idea of the answer was evidently taken from
Bishop Brown's book against Drinking the Memories of the dead, which
had just then appeared, and made much noise.





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