A naval officer visited a friend in the country. Several men were sitting round the smoking-room fire when he arrived, and a fox-terrier was with them. Presently the heavy, shambling footsteps of an old dog, and the metallic shaking sound of ... Read more of Peter's Ghost at Scary Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
Privacy
  Home Stories Jokes Joke Topics Jokes Riddles Anecdotes Irish Humour Jests Canadian Humour Puns Animal Anecdotes Free Jokes Humour Scenes


Most Viewed

George Iii. On Punctuality
A Beggar's Wedding
A Child On Board
A Gamekeeper's Daughter
Navy Chaplains
The Deaf And Dumb Mother
A Christmas Pudding Extraordinary
Fools
A Choice
Charity Sermon


Least Viewed

Erskine
Sheridan
Vendean Servant
St. Louis
Reclaimed Felons
Sir Samuel Hood
Sterne
Abernethy
Johnson And Millar
Turner




James the First

Anecdotes Home






Soon after that would-be _Solomon_ came to the throne of
England, he went one day to hear the causes in Westminster Hall, in order
to show his learning and wisdom, of which he had no mean opinion.
Accordingly, being seated on the bench, a cause came on, which the counsel,
learned in the law, set forth to such advantage on the part of the
plaintiff, that the Royal Judge thought he saw the justice of it so
clearly, that he frequently cried out, "The gude man is i' the richt! the
gude man is i' the richt! He mun hae it! he mun hae it!" And when the
counsel had concluded, he took it as a high affront that the judges of the
court should presume to remonstrate to him, that it was the rule to hear
the other side before they gave judgment. Curiosity to know what could be
said in so clear a case, rather than any respect to their rules, made him
defer his decision; but the defendant's counsel had scarcely begun to open
his cause, when his majesty appeared greatly discomposed, and was so
puzzled as they proceeded, that he had no patience to hear them out, but
starting up in a passion, cried, "I'll hear nae mair! I'll hear nae mair!
ye are a' knaves aleeke! Ye gi' each other the lee (lie), and neither's i'
the richt!"





Next: Frederick the Great
Previous: Johnson and Lord Elibank




Add to del.icio.us Add to Reddit Add to Digg Add to Del.icio.us Add to Google Add to Twitter Add to Stumble Upon
Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
SHAREBOOKMARK


Viewed 950





Random Anecdotes

Sir W. Scott
An Odd Fault
Literary Pursuits
Mysterious Benefactor
Death Of A Hero
An American Heroine
Dreaming
Fouche
Sir And Sire
George The Second
Garrick And Rich
Making Things Better
300 Scudi (l62), With The Words, "for The Advocate ..
Welcome Sight
Keep To The Point
Catalogue Making
Expedient Of Conjugal Affection
Fenelon
The Price Of Bread
Precedence
Candid Robber
French Curate
Charity Sermon
China-ware
Carving