Informational Site NetworkInformational Site Network
Privacy
 
  Home Stories Jokes Joke Topics Jokes Riddles Anecdotes Irish Humour Jests Canadian Humour Puns Animal Anecdotes Free Jokes Humour Scenes


Most Viewed

George Iii. On Punctuality
A Beggar's Wedding
A Gamekeeper's Daughter
A Child On Board
Navy Chaplains
The Deaf And Dumb Mother
Marie Antoinette
A Christmas Pudding Extraordinary
Dreaming
The Slave Trade


Least Viewed

Sheridan
Erskine
300 Scudi (l62), With The Words, "for The Advocate ..
The Wounded Sailor
The Princess Charlotte
Man--shut It Up--shut It Up! Go Home And Read My Book, P
Seeking For A Ball
Van Dyke
A Dieppe Pilot
Johnson And Lord Elibank




man--shut it up--shut it up! Go home and read my book, p

Anecdotes Home






, and take one
of the pills there mentioned every night on going to bed." The lawyer
handed over the fee, and was about to leave the room, when Mr. A. thus
accosted him: "Why, look here;--this is but a shilling!" The barrister
sarcastically replied, "Aye, there 'tis--I see it--I'm satisfied. Quite
enough, man;--shut it up--shut it up!" and hastily decamped from the room.


A lady, who had received a severe bite in her arm from a dog, went to Mr.
Abernethy, but knowing his aversion to hearing any statement of
particulars, she merely uncovered the injured part, and held it before him
in silence. After looking at it an instant, he said in an inquiring tone,
"Scratch?" "Bite," replied the lady. "Cat?" asked the doctor. "Dog,"
rejoined the patient. So delighted was Mr. A. with the brevity and
promptness of her answers, that he exclaimed, "Zounds, madam! you are the
most sensible woman I ever met with in my life."





Next: Astley Cooper

Previous: Abernethy



Add to del.icio.us Add to Reddit Add to Digg Add to Del.icio.us Add to Google Add to Twitter Add to Stumble Upon
Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
SHAREADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 2153





Random Anecdotes

A Quarter Of An Hour
A Heavy Play
Countess De St. Belmont
George Iii. On Punctuality
Desertion
Sterne
A Neat Reply
St. Louis
The Two Smith's
Longs And Shorts
Heber's Palestine
Erskine
Racine
Maclaurin
The Marquess Del Campo
Elucidation Of Facts In Court
Equality In Danger
Ximenes
An Appropriate Version
Johnson And Lord Elibank
Mysterious Benefactor
General St. Amour
Kosciusko
Sir W. Scott
Keep To The Point