Mr and Mrs Anstruther were at breakfast in the parlour of Westfield Hall, in the county of Essex. They were arranging plans for the day. 'George,' said Mrs Anstruther, 'I think you had better take the car to Maldon and see if you can get any ... Read more of The Rose Garden at Scary Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
Privacy
  Home Stories Jokes Joke Topics Jokes Riddles Anecdotes Irish Humour Jests Canadian Humour Puns Animal Anecdotes Free Jokes Humour Scenes


Most Viewed

George Iii. On Punctuality
A Beggar's Wedding
A Child On Board
A Gamekeeper's Daughter
Navy Chaplains
The Deaf And Dumb Mother
A Christmas Pudding Extraordinary
Fools
A Choice
Charity Sermon


Least Viewed

Erskine
Sheridan
Vendean Servant
St. Louis
Reclaimed Felons
Sir Samuel Hood
Sterne
Abernethy
Turner
Johnson And Millar




Lely and the Alderman

Anecdotes Home






Sir Peter Lely, a famous painter in the reign of
Charles I., agreed for the price of a full-length, which he was to draw for
a rich alderman of London, who was not indebted to nature either for shape
or face. When the picture was finished, the alderman endeavoured to beat
down the price; alleging that if he did not purchase it, it would lie on
the painter's hands. "That's a mistake," replied Sir Peter, "for I can sell
it at double the price I demand."--"How can that be?" says the alderman;
"for it is like nobody but myself."--"But I will draw a tail to it, and
then it will be an excellent monkey." The alderman, to prevent exposure,
paid the sum agreed for, and carried off the picture.





Next: Morland
Previous: Turner




Add to del.icio.us Add to Reddit Add to Digg Add to Del.icio.us Add to Google Add to Twitter Add to Stumble Upon
Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
SHAREBOOKMARK


Viewed 1010





Random Anecdotes

St. Louis
Heber's Palestine
The Stocks
M. Neckar
George Iii. On Punctuality
The Slave Trade
A Child On Board
Bannister
Abernethy
Sir W. Scott
Bishop And His Clerks
Mimic Reclaimed
Sheridan
Erskine
Parisian Rag-picker
Questioning
Astley Cooper
Pope The Poet
Spare Moments
Charles V. Of France
French Peasant Girl
Welcome Sight
China-ware
Swift
An Archbishop