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A SHOPKEEPER, who had stuck up a notice in glaring capitals, Selling
off! Must close on Saturday! was asked by a friend, What! are you
selling off?--Yes, all the shopkeepers are selling off, ain't
they?--But you say, 'Must close on Saturday.'--To be sure; would you
have me keep open on Sunday!





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