Most Viewed

Humility
The Gloomy Guest
Optimism
Repentance
Hospitality
Recognition
Physiology
Baptism
Beginners
Preparedness


Least Viewed

Economy
Sympathy
Cause And Effect
Discretion
Sarcasm
What He Preferred
He Knew
Appearances
Ruling Passion
None At All


Random Stories Jokes

Postal
Never Miss One
Values
Physiology
Paradox
Tender Memories
A Wonder!
Insomnia
Baptists
Scotched!




She Could Use Him

Stories Jokes Home




"Rastus," said the judge sternly, "you're plain no-account and
shiftless, and for this fight I'm going to send you away for a year at
hard labour."

"Please, Jedge," interrupted Mrs. Rastus from the rear of the court
room, "will yo' Honah jes' split dat sentence? Don't send him away from
home, but let dat hard labour stand."

* * *





Next: Declined With Thanks

Previous: Not Needed



Add to Informational Site Network
Report
Privacy
ADD TO EBOOK


Viewed 2111