ARBITRATION INTERNATIONAL


A war was going on, and one day, the papers being full of the grim

details of a bloody battle, a woman said to her husband:



"This slaughter is shocking. It's fiendish. Can nothing he done to stop

it?"



"I'm afraid not," her husband answered.



"Why don't both sides come together and arbitrate?" she cried.



"They did," said he. "They did, 'way back in June. That's how the

gol-durned thing started."



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