Miseries Of Bachelorhood
Dabster says he would not mind living as a bachelor, but when he comes
to think that bachelors must die--that they have got to go down to the
grave "without any body to cry for them"--it gives him a chill that
frost-bites his philosophy. Dabster was seen on Tuesday evening, going
convoy to a milliner. Putting this fact to the other, and we think we
"smell something," as the fellow said when his shirt took fire.