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Justice David J. Brewer was asked not long ago by a man.

"Will you please tell me, sir, what is the extreme penalty for bigamy?"

Justice Brewer smiled and answered:

"Two mothers-in-law."


SHE--"And so you are going to be my son-in-law?"

HE--"By Jove! I hadn't thought of that."


WAITER--"Have another glass, sir?"

HUSBAND (to his wife)--"Shall I have another glass, Henrietta?"

WIFE (to her mother)--"Shall he have another, mother?"


A blackmailer wrote the following to a wealthy business man: "Send me
$5,000 or I will abduct your mother-in-law."

To which the business man replied: "Sorry I am short of funds, but your
proposition interests me."


An undertaker telegraphed to a man that his mother-in-law had died and
asked whether he should bury, embalm or cremate her. The man replied,
"All three, take no chances."





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